Tyra Banks Striking The Pose For Marcus Gaab? Maybe.

Tyra Banks Striking The Pose For Marcus Gaab? Maybe.

Okay I am not trying to reach for perfection here and 'yes' a part of me wants to be a panel judge of ANTM for a while so please allow me but when one is a celebrity, you just can't be ignored (Even if you do not make it to the 'A' list, every part of you is have and will always be scrutinized). I think it is expected that people would expect the best in you. And if you are a celebrity, it's your job to do that. But what happens if your 'best' doesn't really fit the 'best' standards of everybody? Exactly.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I find this highly, highly bloggable. And I haven't forgiven Tyra for the end results of ANTM cycle 17 'All-Star. So here it goes. If you look closely and I am sure that you would, you'd notice a lot of things that slightly missed the marks in this youtube video.

I do not know if the video lacks editing, lighting, or rigorous editing but if the aim of the director was to show the true beauty of Tyra Banks on film then I guess he really did a good job.If not, then I guess its a Britney Spears 'Oops!' y'all! As for Tyra 'striking the pose', it's all good for a still shot but when you look at it in film, it's different as she looks old and her acting looks as fake and as rigged as her t.v. show. Sorry Ty you don't get my kudos on this one. 

Okay, I'm showing you these stills to prove my point and to completely put you in shock with what Tyra and Photoshop has been hiding all these years. Ladies?

 Notice the caking of the makeup? Not only that, take a closer look at her makeup. Did a makeup factory explode in her face? This is so not ANTM standards.

Her hands. OMG. They look like the hands of a very old lady. Tyra? Why did you let yourself go? I know you've been busy and all, but this? Seriously? Have you ever heard of hand moisturizers? Where did all your money go?

Wrinkles on the cheeks and neck? Thank God for Photoshop.

Nothing can get as fake as this. Sorry Ty, you've been so keen on advising those girls on ANTM about how 'not' to appear fake on film and on stills. Well guess what? You just jumped in the bandwagon! Ha!

I've never seen Tyra Banks look this Bad on film. (I am not referring to her styling and her hair. It's amazing, honestly). Guess this is the day of reckoning. She better stick to modeling because by what she is doing, well, she kinda looks like a 'has been'.

Well?

Does Tyra Banks look exceptionally old in Marcus Gaab's film or what?

Tell me whatchathink?!

Cheers!


p.s. I don't mean to appear like I'm trolling or ranting about someone who used to look good mmmkay? Call this a response of a person in shock. yeah, something like that. mmmkay?

Stop. Rewind. and Freeze. What? This Is Him Now?

Stop. Rewind. and Freeze. What? This Is Him Now?

I thought to myself: 'Ooher, who is this cutie? Is he one of those musician-turned-model type of guy?'. There was a ringing in my head when I read the words 'Tyler Posey'. I thought there was something familiar with his sexy grin too. Ah, yes.

No one told me that he's all grown up now. I remember him way, way back in the movie 'Maid in Manhattan' as the smart and shy child of Jennifer Lopez. In all honesty I thought that his career ended there. Until I stumbled upon his photos.

He is very good looking, I would have never recognized him had I not done a background check. Thank God for my curiosity and for my affinity with good looking guys. Ha.

Isn't Tyler Posey hot now that he's all grown up?

Well?

Tell me whatchathink?!

Cheers!
photo credits: sawdust

Spur Of the Moment Crush: Mark Whittington

Spur Of the Moment Crush:

Mark Whittington

There are three things a man must be/have for them to be able to catch my attention. British, Tattoos, and Music. Yes those three. I dunno why I go for the type of men our mothers would warn us about, but I just do. Daddy issues? I don't think so. A thrill seeker perhaps? Yes, yes. 

Ladies and fembots, let me introduce you to my spur of the moment crush. His name is Mark Whittington and he is half Filipino and half British that accounts to 1 point out of three, he has tats in all the right places another score there, and he loves music I guess (all models love music i guess i get a half point here then? Yes?).

This 21 year old model has been working for quite some time now and has appeared in several ads to date. He is currently residing in Australia in pursuit of a better modeling career.

Isn't he just gorgeous? Checked him out online and I discovered that he has a mix of British and Aussie accent, a very sexy Brit-Aussie accent if you ask me. 

Well? Isn't he mouthwatering or what?

Tell me whatchathink?!

Cheers!

Follow The Model

Follow The Model

Yes, the model. That's how ANTM's runway coach Miss Jay Alexander would put it. Just seen the book and I've readily decided to buy the book and put in on my wishlist. Speaking of wish lists, I've been meaning to write top 10 of my carnal cravings for the holiday season. Nuff said.

Upon reading the preview and some reviews of the book, Follow The Model; there's a line that made much sense to me. Miss J quoted: "Follow FASHION, not TRENDS". I find every bit of truth in what he said. Over the course of time people get the wrong impression on how 'fashion' should be carried out. Fashion is INDIVIDUALITY and ORIGINALITY encased in one soul. I think the reason why Miss J quoted this is because he sees desperation. People get caught up in fashion that they turn it into a frenzied trend and infest the minds of the innocent people. Fashion is part inspiration and part intelligence. You have to know your aesthetic and stick to it. No?

You hear me yes?

Well?

Tell me whatchathink?!

Cheers!

photo credits: onsugar